Guys, I just found this. OMFG. I’M DYING. XD
This little chase is actually the most adorable thing ever
introducing: tumblr users being smooth as fuck
Ugh why does this never happen to me like srs tho
i don’t really feel like explaining this, i kind of just want it on my blog.
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
amazingphil's YouNow - 19/04/14
is dan subtly trying to tell several thousand people that he had a dream in which he fucked a horse
the next time I talk to dan i’m bringing this up
Dan’s newest header!
John’s following Dan now :)